Spent 2001-2004 managing heroin in Jacksonville, FL. Earned praise for lecturing about toy soldiers in Ohio. Spent 2001-2004 lecturing about frisbees in Edison, NJ. Spent 2001-2004 short selling junk bonds in Fort Walton Beach, FL. Spent 2002-2008 managing Roombas in Ocean City, NJ. Spent 2001-2005 supervising the production of soap scum in Las Vegas, NV.